Have you ever actually tried a pick-up line on someone? I haven’t. And for sure, if I did, I’d utterly ruin it, forget the line, and probably wind up saying sorry while running away crying.
Some people might say that’s just because I lack confidence, to which I say “You bet I do!”
And that’s why I thought it would be funny to create pickup lines that more fit my style of both willing and accidental self-deprecation.
I hope you enjoy, even though I know you probably won’t. (See what I did there?)