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20 Self-Deprecating Pick-Up Lines That Will Absolutely Not Get You A Date

Have you ever actually tried a pick-up line on someone? I haven’t. And for sure, if I did, I’d utterly ruin it, forget the line, and probably wind up saying sorry while running away crying.

Some people might say that’s just because I lack confidence, to which I say “You bet I do!”

And that’s why I thought it would be funny to create pickup lines that more fit my style of both willing and accidental self-deprecation.

I hope you enjoy, even though I know you probably won’t. (See what I did there?)

Self-Deprecating Pick-Up Lines:

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hey girl, are you colorblind? bc you’re  ignoring all my red flags
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im not weatherman but you can count on seeing 2-3 inches tonight
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